Below is a collection of my Tilting at Windmills Column from The East Hampton Press and my other articles.

How hard could it be? The other day, my father came to me and told me his bathroom sink has been leaking “forever.” Until now, I haven’t...

Have you ever dressed up as food? Happy Halloween! It’s pretty exciting to have a column published on Halloween, especially since I...

Westward Ho! I have many feelings about Montauk Highway. The second time I came to the Hamptons, nearly 30 years ago, I was surprised...

Hurrah! Summer's over! I need to vent. Congratulations! Mazel tov! You’ve made it through another summer on the east end. You’ve coped...

The laws of the beach are simple and finite. I stopped going into the ocean a few years ago when, on a supposedly calm day, I got rolled...

This place is so beautiful, why would you ever leave? Last week I did one of the craziest, unheard of things that a person with a house...

Believe it or not, talking is my greatest strength. Whoops! It is swimsuit season again and I forgot to get in shape. I could have sworn...

I tried to let go of my Beta waves. The older I get, the less I want to get wet. I hate to take showers or swim in the pool or the ocean....

'Tis the season to only turn right. A few weeks ago, as I drove from Southampton to East Hampton, I started to notice the signs of the...

I’m hoarding toilet paper. Ever since January, when I found out Stop & Shop is going to acquire all of the King Kullen supermarkets, I’ve be